The longest commercial ever is also one of the top ten commercials ever (that Darth Vader kid one was pretty awesome). Transformers: Dark of the Moon is 157 minutes of giant robots fighting to the death while their squishy human counterparts get in the way and/or killed. Unfortunately Shia LaBeouf is not one of the later. Even more unfortunately his girlfriend never is either. But before we get into that, lets start at the beginning and work our way through it all. I'm not going to give a plot synopsis for two reasons: first, a synopsis would require an actual plot; second, if you don't know the plot of Transformers and can't make an educated guess you shouldn't be reading a movie blog. Seriously, how bored are you?
I learned a few things about science and Michael Bay from watching this movie. Let me enlighten you all on my revelations, shall I?
